Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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