so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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