So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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