North Korea, Best Korea!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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