Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
