covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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