one two three fourrrrnication!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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