This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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