Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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