He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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