Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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