Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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