oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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