The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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