You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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