so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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