I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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