I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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