is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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