Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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