I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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