Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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