This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
