I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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