This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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