Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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