She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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