I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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