White coat. Heels.
We named our party play list daddy issues
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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