Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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