Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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