Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Randomize
