so that wasnt chicken after all
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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