that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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