It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A+ Viking dick
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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