That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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