Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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