Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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