he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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