i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
