my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
