so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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