Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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