absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
