just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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