its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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