I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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