i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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