why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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