awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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