you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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